The whole 9 yards?!?!?!?!?!

I can't follow any rules. Join me in the penalty box?

G

that pass was INT TER CEPTED! and its being run back for a touchdown for the defense!

slutbob: going to sOakland?
Kristie: I *think* so
slutbob: i opted for getting laid
Kristie: i would always recommend good sex over a drive and just socializing
slutbob: heh. good
slutbob: tonight is Japan night... tomorrow is England
Kristie: you globe trotter you
slutbob: the rainbow coalition
Kristie: I'mNasty International

GreyStone : I didn't get my morning sex. I'd like to talk to the manager.
ManagerK : the manager is speaking ... what was your complaint?
GreyStone : I didn't receive any sex this morning. I thought that was standard fair for when your guests stay over night. Was I wrong in that assumption or was that only a feature that is no longer implemented?
ManagerK : morning sex is a standard option for our guests, but is not guarranteed. i am looking at your records now, sir, and it appears that you woke too late to recieve the service. we tend to opt, in this event, to not provide sex to ensure a quality experience.
GreyStone : Understandable. Will this still be charged to my account as a separate expense or is it part of the main service charge?
ManagerK : there will be no additional charge to your account. the option for morning sex is included in the standard package. there would have been no additional charge if you had availed yourself of it, yet there will be no discount since you did not. is there anything else i can help you with today?
GreyStone : Are services available in the afternoons? I'd like to make a reservation for either this afternoon or evening.
ManagerK : of course, sir. i believe we can create an opening this evening, especially for such an honored customer. appointments should be made directly with the service representative that you prefer working with. the standard package that you had last evening can start as early as 4pm. if you would like to begin your session as early as 12 noon, there is a "nooner" charge not to exceed the cost of lunch.
GreyStone : Could you put it on my monthly bill? You know that I'm good for it.
ManagerK : of course, sir. but i must warn you that you have been using our services more this month than previously and this is the last charge i can bill you for without additional credit assurances.
GreyStone : Discount rate, perhaps?
GreyStone : Five times and the sixth one is free?
ManagerK : sir, this is not a firm that specializes in quantity. we provide quality, consistantly, to our customers, and expect to be paid the same each time.
GreyStone : Understandable. The quality of services has been top notch - please let customer service and the marketing department know that they've been doing a fine job.
ManagerK : thank you! we do our best to anticipate our guests desires. i look forward to this afternoon.

goddess: sigh...working hard at my ex-girlfriend-ignoring skills.
Kristie : heehee
goddess: got an email from *meow* this morning that said that she knew *woof* and i were having bdsm play (she doesn't know about the sex) and she would appreciate it if i didn't speak of it in front of her
Kristie : *giggle*
Kristie : nice
Kristie : this girl is sooooo wrapped up in the fucking past
goddess: i finally decided to send her a brief message that said i hadn't spoken of it in front of her so far, and had no intention to since it is between me and *woof*. then i said, "this is the last i'll speak of it."
goddess: no kidding
goddess: so that's it. i've told her not to expect another fucking word from me.
Kristie : yeah and from now on, when she brings it up, and she WILL ... tell her you don't know what she is talking about
Kristie : heeheehee
goddess: hahaha
goddess: *woof*? *woof* who?
Kristie : i'm sorry an operator error has occurred. this information is not available to my vocal circuits.
goddess: bwahaha
goddess: i *was* going to create an ex-girlfriend newsletter to keep them up to date on all the hot sex i'm having with their ex-boyfriends, but now i realize that would be insensitive of me
Kristie : *LOL*
Kristie : march 17th i boned your ex-boyfriend again today. we did it in the car parked near the beach. only 50 people (approx.) saw us and i only recognized a few of your friends. do you *remember* how good of a lay he was??? he has gotten BETTER!
goddess: bwahaha
goddess: march 18th i blew your ex-boyfriend after he took me out to your favorite restaurant. afterwards he said to me, "wow. i've never had a blowjob that good."